Chrissy Teigen And Her Nipple Part One Thousand

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— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 26, 2017

Chrissy Teigen’s nipples have lost some of their razzle and dazzle over the past few years, and now the former model is being forced to turn cheap tricks in order to get them back in the spotlight. If Teigen goes ten minutes without seeing her cellulite, tits, or searing political insight #trending on Twitter she spirals into an existential crisis – because it means the world is really missing out – so forgive her for how tragic and desperate she seems in today’s story of one woman’s shameless nipple hoing.

It all started when Teigen completely 100% accidentally flashed her nipple on Snapchat. Since the only nipples people have seen more of than their own are Teigen’s, her completely totally accidental nip slip was met with a resounding “She’s still alive?” Unlike how she advanced throughout her career, Teigen wasn’t taking this lying down, so she Tweeted a hilarious and iconic apology as well as a screencap of the moment her assistant notified her that her nipple was on Snapchat. Now she’s getting headlines for revealing what it’s like to be a celebrity assistant and for expanding her “entertaining social media repetoire” with the hilarious and iconic video. She says during her hilarious and iconic video:

I just want to apologize to everyone I know. I’ve let my friends down. I’ve let my family down. I have nipples. It’s not something I’m proud of.

You’ve got to hand it to the old bag. She is terrible. I can’t find an uncensored pic of the monumental moment, but honestly, I didn’t look very hard because I don’t give a shit. You can get the idea by clicking here, or just see her full tits and vagina here. I wonder if those were accidental too.

What is it like being an assistant in Hollywood, you ask? pic.twitter.com/Eo4qolTLxK

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 26, 2017

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