October 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
If you ever needed a reminder that it’s better to be rich and famous than not be a violent psychopath, witness the reaction to O.J. Simpson, released into the wild earlier this month after nine years in the pen. He’s living gratis in friends’ mansions, golfing, and pulling in gold digging young models. Or better than you and you never beheaded two people in a cocaine induced rage.
Simpson isn’t quiet about his indulgences. He loves the fact that you know he’s getting some. He’s seventy and this shit is still super important. His later venture hanging at an estate owned by one of the dudes from Boyz II Men and a couple girls hired to shoot a laser hair removal promo. You gotta have some reason to bring the girls over. “Do you want to fuck O.J. Simpson?” is too on the nose. Either way, the girls show.
Simpson isn’t an overtly rich guy because he’s got $70 million in civil judgements outstanding and has to hide all of his cash. Yet he manages to live the wealthy man’s life, through a combo of rich people who oddly still want to be friends and clearly some hidden bank accounts. He’s what you’d call an outlier in outcomes for elderly black men released from long term incarceration. Morgan Freeman’s character in Shawshank more typical, if he’s committed to the hanging.
There’s something to be said for the money and power centric allure of the capitalist society. It drives those with ambition to reach the promised land of sweet rides and top notch pussy. The downside: generational poverty and shitbags living well. They’ve yet to find a better system. Suck up the O.J. whoring videos.
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