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Catwoman Beats Boyfriend, Boyfriend Beats Cat Right Back

November 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

Domestic violence that goes both ways is a clear sign that love will last. Everyone needs a hug after a black eye. Even if that hug is coming from the same partner who gave you the shiner. I honestly didn’t know women actually get booked for abuse but since Jocelyn Wildenstein has the appearance of a pet cat she falls under an animal you’re allowed to press charges on. But she was no pussy when wild mango of a man boyfriend Lloyd Klein laid hands on her. Karl Lagerfeld lite allegedly pushed his feline identifying animal-kin girlfriend down to the ground during a dinner date. A tussle ensued and police were called to Trump Tower to break things up. What’s more baller than being involved in billionaire battle royale in Trump Towers. Goals. 

For the second time this year, Jocelyn (Catwoman) Wildenstein and her boyfriend Lloyd Klein were charged with assaulting each other during an argument, police sources said Monday.

Wildenstein, the 77-year-old plastic surgery-obsessed socialite, and Klein, 50, were each busted on misdemeanor assault charges when police showed up at their 1st Ave. apartment inside Trump World Tower, by the United Nations, at 1:30 a.m. Sunday.

Earlier, they’d been cooking dinner, but their plans went awry when a plate that was in the oven overheated and exploded, police said.

During the ensuing argument, Wildenstein told police, Klein shoved her to the ground, bruising her neck and arms, sources said.

Klein told police she scratched his forehead.

I don’t believe this confrontation had anything to do with an over-fried flambé. My speculation about why a dual beatdown occurred is her boyfriend brought his boyfriend home for dinner. He’s a French Canadian fashion designer from Montreal. All 13 gallons of that man’s tank is filled with sugar. And no heterosexual man is willingly making whoopee with a woman who looks like that. Unless they molested their family feline growing up or have some case of undiagnosed mental instability. Love is based on trust and honesty. She needs to stop bribing men with money and he needs to stop pretending he’s into women. Then the rest of us will be able to sleep at night knowing that at least two people on this planet are more in-tune with being true to themselves. 

If you’ve forgotten what Jocelyn Wildenstein has done to her face over the last 30 years and you haven’t just eaten anything you may have to keep down, take a journey of terror through the gallery below.

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