Human Pug Calls Sofia Vergara a Bitch

You can judge an area by its Italian-American population. Chicago has some of the finest women of Italian descent while Jersey comes in dead last. Just head anywhere near Seaside Heights and I promise you’ll see women with the face and weight of Luca Brasi with blonde extensions. RHONJ Teresa Giudice is the latest to speak out of turn immigrant shaming Sofia Vergara in a rant. Entitlement attitude will always lead to an argument. No middle aged woman with five pounds of make up on her face has ever been happy for a woman hotter and younger than her. 

Teresa Giudice isn’t a fan of Sofía Vergara … because Vergara doesn’t know who she is.

The “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star revealed that she was insulted when Vergara, 45, was reluctant to be photographed with her — which shocked Giudice in part because the “Modern Family” actress is an immigrant.

“I never asked for a picture because I’m so not like that, I don’t care,” Giudice insisted. “She didn’t want to take a picture with me … Ugh, I can’t stand her, sorry. I hate to say that because I’m Italian, she’s Colombian, she has an accent — she has more of an accent than me! You would think she would be nice, like she’s an immigrant — no, I’m just saying, she should be nice!”

“And I didn’t even do anything, I swear to God,” Giudice fumed. “And I’m so mad at myself because I wanted to say, ‘Bitch, I don’t want to take a picture with you!’ This is what she said to her publicist: ‘Why you make-a me take a picture with that woman?’ Just like that. Priscilla [DiStasio, Giudice’s makeup artist] heard it and Priscilla was like, ‘I can’t believe that bitch said that. I can’t stand her!’”

This feels like a case of Teresa’s testosterone levels peaking. When you’ve been at war with your face for 45 years it’s hard not to be bitter. Her body is bangable but her anti-immigration rhetoric would only work for me with the lights off during role play. I wouldn’t mind throwing on a MAGA hat while she tells me no foreigners are getting near her walls. Sofia Vergara is miles more attractive but it doesn’t make her right if she trashed Teresa’s accent. It’s bad enough the world thinks everyone from the Tri-State area has a Staten Island accent thanks to people like Vinny from Jersey Shore. This isn’t Family Guy. You cant get away with fake Italian accents anymore. Someone somewhere will be upset. They need to settle this dispute like any other civilized woman on TV would. A one hour special of rolling around in some mud sponsored by the highest bidder. 

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