Sarah Hyland Sick Of Boys

When the person you play on TV is a closeted bisexual sometimes you have to get into character at a moment’s notice and be bored when it comes to boys. Even if that means losing interest in men during the middle of a roller coaster ride. Anything for authenticity purposes because Sarah Hyland is going places. She’s a strong independent woman with an Instagram account to manage. Never let a lover cramp your style. Especially if he thinks you’re into kiddie coasters. Maintaining your image online means never actually living in the moment. Luckily she managed to find the perfect angle and natural lighting for a selfie on the Big Thunder Mountain ride she was so bored on. But in today’s world looking like you had a great time is more important than actually having a great time. Time to blame the boyfriend Wells Adams who decided to celebrate her birthday at Disneyland. He’s partially at fault for believing someone her age is still actively in pursuit of becoming a fairy tale princess. I smell a break up coming soon. 

Sarah Hyland seemed less than impressed with Big Thunder Mountain.

Sarah was celebrating her birthday Saturday at Disneyland with boyfriend Wells Adams. Wells was having a blast, but Sarah was lost in her iPhone as the car in which she was riding twisted and turned on the track.

When a woman rather text or be on Tinder while with you it’s time to call it quits. Sarah is 27 with no children. To keep someone like that entertained you should be as far away as possible from anything Disney related.  If he was smart he could have offered her to ride him instead of Thunder Mountain. At 5’2” she just meets the height requirements. But I wasn’t expecting much foresight from a man wearing a Mickey Mouse tank top in public. Single Sarah coming very soon. 

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