Demi Lovato Mid-Level Cherry Tits If You Care

December 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | Comments

A few years ago Demi Lovato found some very specific bathing suit silhouettes that worked for her body type and ordered five thousand of each in different patterns and colors, and has been coursing out selfies in the tit-baring and waist-obscuring garb ever since. Her most recent one features a PLUNGING NECKLINE that shows off Lovato’s secrets to success, and while I’m not complaining, it’s just becoming a little predictable at this point. It’s just hard to believe that someone interesting enough to be an abusive coke whore would be so repetitive with her clothing choices.

There frankly isn’t much to say about Lovato. While I know overall she’s going for a suicidal Dove girl embrace your curves coke head thing, her statements are never enough to rile people up, and as I said, her looks are okay. They’re good. She’s like if you threw every celebrity ever in a blender and added buckets of gas station makeup to the final concoction. My thoughts on Lovato and today’s ubiquitous selfie are pretty much summed up in an article by Chris Richards – Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas, DNCE and the Rise of the Mid-Level Pop Star:

Middle-mastery is difficult to sniff out in a hit single. It smells like mediocrity, but it isn’t. The music of a middle-master glows with personality, but not enough to make it seem exceptional. It can be risky, but never dangerous. Its pleasures feel big, but never totally euphoric, and its emotions feel genuine, but never completely cathartic.

Haha, Chris Richards you bitch. Head to the gallery to see Lovato’s mid-level fashion sense in her mid-level selfies featuring her mid-level body. 

 

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