Since apparently Bella Hadid’s tits were too blasé for you guys yesterday, today we’re upping the ante with an Icky Azalea botched Instagram selfie that will make your peen question science, humanity, and Tijuana plastic surgeon ethics, and then seek therapy and head online to share its #MeToo moment. Because this right here is a full-blown assault, and will leave your poor junk far more deserving of a Time Magazine cover than Taylor Swift.
While we’ve seen Azalea’s stab at the Kim Kardashian centaur look before, this go-round in the pic above is from an angle that somehow makes things even more alarming than her amorphous Flubber ass cheeks from a couple months ago. I don’t know whether to applaud Azalea for maintaining confidence in this cruel joke of a body, or whether to pity her even more for thinking it’s something we want to see. Like Tara Reid bothering to smear makeup on her face before a red carpet event. Azalea’s caption reads:
It’s always sunny somewhere
Except not within the Texas-sized shadow created by your haunches. General audiences figured out a couple years ago that Azalea’s music career boils down to a random Australian girl talking over prerecorded Casio keyboard demos, and since that comes with a shitty personality and a face that’s like the Grand Theft Auto version of Jennifer Lawrence, Azalea’s really banking on the shock value of her body these days. Like a kid on the playground showing you that he can flip his eyelids inside out for attention. Or you know, that he has a gigantic, disturbing, dick-shriveling, botched ass.
Photo Credit: Instagram