Kris Jenner Moves Across the Street from Kim Kardashian

When you wish to stay wealthy it’s imperative to relocate to wherever the money moves. If staying one step ahead means stalking your daughter and rapper husband so be it. Kris Jenner is game. She just bought the $10 million dollar house across the street from the couple because she can. Kris is a 62-year-old mother of many. While most her age move in with their offspring to avoid a retirement home Kris is keeping her face wrinkle free with the stem cells of aborted fetuses and purchasing million dollar properties. She’s doing exceptionally well for being over the hill. 

Kris Jenner is moving a little closer to daughter Kim Kardashian West and son-in-law Kanye West.

The KarJenner matriarch, 62, recently purchased a new home in Hidden Hills, California, just across the street from her daughter, PEOPLE confirms.

Jenner’s new home, which she bought for $9,925,000, features six bedrooms, eight baths, a theater, a gym and sits on 1.28 acres of land, according to Compass realty. A sprawling outdoor area boasts a swimming pool and a large backyard for her six grandchildren (and counting!).

When women use witchcraft to attain ridiculous amounts of wealth it makes me wish the laws of 1692 in Massachusetts were still valid today. Why hasn’t she been charged with sex trafficking her offspring? Kris is living like a crime boss without any repercussions. Her reign has already caused the castration of one man who spent too much time around her. How many more successful male celebrities do we have to lose before she’s indicted? Disick went insane and Kanye is next. Kris is keeping a close eye on him from the million dollar mansion across the street. 

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