No group of people knows how to ring in the New Year on Instagram like Z-list celebrities, and while they can’t full-blown leak sex tapes on their own accounts for numerous reasons, they can pick and choose the most fame ho pictures over the past 365 days to try and regurgitate some sort of relevancy. This approach has officially worked for Nikki Reed, who decided to pay homage to 2017 with a throwback nude pregnancy pic. Instagram wouldn’t dare censor the sacred bloated female form, but even though Reed had free license to show vulva if she wanted, she instead kept things super classy with tasteful side tit and side ass cheek. But that isn’t where your gross mind should go. This is beautiful. This is life. This is going to be on a PornHub compilation video in about five minutes. Reed ruminates:
2017 you changed me forever. You made me understand what it means to be human. You made me a mom. You made me a true believer in a love I’d only ever dreamed of…
Reed’s Insta fame ho pic was snapped by her husband Ian Somerhalder, and if you think that name sounds familiar, just know that it’s not. He’s literally nobody, and I guess if we’ve learned anything from 2017, it’s that a critical mass of nobodies producing shameless garbage on Instagram nabs headlines. And I helped!
Photo Credit: Instagram, Fit Pregnancy