Piers Morgan Pulls Caitlyn Jenner’s Woman Card

British bloke Piers Morgan should be the last man commenting on the attractiveness of American women when the ladies from across the pond aren’t exactly known for their looks. With the exception of a few famous faces hailing from the UK the average woman walking to the tube to go to work looks like Mr. Bean in a wig. But the land of the free slowly turning into the land of the feelings is responsible for abominations like Caitlyn Jenner. It’s no secret that Jenner’s body is about as attractive as the idea of contracting genital warts. Piers took the opportunity to poke fun at it during an interview. He was quickly reprimanded by ex-male Bruce Jenner for his insensitivity and choice of words.

Apparently the trans class doubles as the federation having the final say on what is and is not funny. Famous people forcing their ideologies on others isn’t anything new but who is really rallying behind someone who can’t make up their mind on which gender they want to be. You would think someone who used to stand to pee but now sits would have a slightly better sense of humor in their current situation. But I would be bitter all the time too because the line for the ladies room is always ridiculous. Along with trading in the convenience of a urinal for a floor full of used tampons, no thank you. Maybe Caitlyn’s constantly annoyed persona comes from genuinely missing being a man.