Gigi Hadid Slams H8ers, Is Not Anorexic Okay?

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

An old and overweight woman once told me that a person can never be too young, too thin, or too rich, to which I said “At what point did life take a dump on you” and to which I later thought “The old lard wagon has a point.” The three pillars of Hollwood success – aside from the retelling of mutually agreed upon sexual favors as assault when it coincides with a hashtag – are youth, thinness, and wealth, and Gigi Hadid has all these things going for her whether you like it or not h8er.

Apparently social media users have been pegging the preferred model of purchased Instagram bot followers as too thin, and now she’s here to clap back and to make sure that we all know she’s very skinny and desirable and that her looks definitely are not a result of anorexia TYVM. Like Gig’s sex robot sister and used up leather boot mother, Hadid suffers from like ten diseases or something, and sure isn’t shy about sharing them on Twitter:

 

 

 

 

 

I miss the years when celebrities chalked up their eating disorders and crack habits (allegedly, don’t sue) to “celebrity fatigue” but I guess the good old days are gone. This whole thing is a way for Gigi to backdoor brag about being thin, but honestly she has a way to go before she can join the fashion eating disorder elite. Allegedly. Below is popular model Alana Zimmer. Now this is how you look terrifying and pitiable like a real model. Get to work Gigi.

 

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