“I wish I was able to penetrate you properly but my penis is made from plastic” can probably be heard from any room Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson share. The two are headed in the direction of becoming a “thing” romantically and I’m honestly not surprised. Paris has the appearance of someone who cleans her private parts with the contents found in a patchouli pouch. After some peyote she would have sex with just about anything her spirit animal silently suggests in her ear. Lesbianism is life changing experience. Cara’s career is fading. V is not for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, V is for very long stupid title and no one takes your celebrity status very seriously. With her film before that being Suicide Squad it was pretty much slit both wrists from the fame withdrawal or munch vag.
They fulled romance rumours after they were first spotted sneaking out of the fire escape of a nightclub hand-in-hand in November of last year.
And Paris Jackson, 19, and Cara Delevingne, 25, did little to quash relationship rumours as they enjoyed a slew of night time outings in London over the past week.
While the daughter of superstar Michael Jackson enjoyed a dinner date with the model alongside a bunch of pals, the following night the potential lovebirds where seen holding hands as they returned to their hotel room after a concert.
Delevinge has a pretty stiff face so I’m going to go out on a limb and say she gets to be the guy when it goes down in the bedroom. But I may be wrong because Paris looks pretty masculine when she stands next to BFF Culkin. Well actually, almost everyone appears more masculine in comparison to Culkin so my guess of who’s on top in this relationship is up in the air.
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