Now that a post-pregnancy Kylie Jenner is held up undergoing enough cosmetic body reshaping procedures to make Frankenstein look like he has a natural glow, her sister Beast Kardashian is able to fully step into the pregnant reality ho spotlight, and is doing so with a nipple-forward pic. Khloé is going for a Beast-from-Beauty-and-the-Beast-dressed-as-Ariana-Grande-for-a celebrity-impersonation-sex-party, and it’s just doing it for me for some reason. JK she’s horrific, but celebrity tits are very important so here we are.
This photoshoot is for something called Good American, and while the seven months pregnant Beast went with some light touching up for her pic – blurring her nips to obscurity and overall looking like an orange Armenian apparition – her stylist dared to show Khloé’s tit for her Insta post from the same shoot. Passing off Khloé’s ~lewk~ as aspirational and appealing is like posting a picture of the Hindenberg Disaster with the caption #travelthursday, but it’s a topsy-turvy world out there and supposedly we want to see Khloé’s milk duds. I mean ducts. (I mean duds.)
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