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On the site’s splash page, users are greeted by the smiling face of William Barrett Riddleberger, who it turns out is a convicted sex offender, as several local news outlets reported. Riddleberger was convicted in 1995 for filming himself having sex with a 15-year-old girl while he was in his mid-2os. His conviction is listed on public records.
I understand that no business is perfect but when you’re openly supporting someone as the face of your brand a small background check should be standard. It would have been nice to see a safe space on the internet where you could grab women by the pussy outside of adultfriendfinder.com but this blunder is one for the books. We live in the age of outrage and identity politics so this won’t be swept under the rug or allowed to let slide. With this news “chomos for Trump 2020” is almost guaranteed to be on at least one person’s shirt in the near future.
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