The last outfit I ever want to see OJ in is a neon green Speedo onesie. Sacha Baron Cohen is no stranger to showing audiences everything they never knew they needed to see. I’m pretty sure if he has a scene in this new movie like he did in Bruno where he used illegal immigrants as chairs he’ll be able to consider his career canceled. But Sacha is always pushing the envelope and offered Orenthal around $20,000 cash for his appearance in a scene on Baron’s new project. I’m almost willing to bet big money that the internet outrage levels will be over 9000 after OJ gets called a chocolate face for the first time in his post-prison career. The only uncertainty I have is whether insulting OJ would be enough to insinuate a riot. I’m not sure how online social justice snowflakes feel about protecting possible murderers. Seems like that would create quite the conundrum.
There’s no doubt in my mind that OJ wanted payment in cash so he could avoid paying the millions of dollars he still owes from his civil case. So far Simpson hasn’t done much since his release other than stake out new Las Vegas Casinos to get kicked out from. Maybe a movie appearance will boost his self-esteem and stop that annoying urge to over drink and allegedly murder.
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