Arianna Grande has gone missing for at least two months and it’s not to work on her easily forgettable music. She’s most likely in the first trimester of a journey that involves birthing the baby of a Jewish rapper. Her rap boyfriend, Mac Miller, isn’t even the more relevant talent of the only two kosher hip hoppers. Maybe if she should have gotten pregnant by self-labeled little dick Lil Dicky instead. He at least has a current song featuring Chris Brown and cameos from Ed Sheeran and Kendall Jenner. She may end up shelling out more cash to pay for her kid than she expected when her current boyfriend doesn’t manage to sell enough mixtapes to tourists for the day.
A source who we can only identify as a member of Ariana’s team spoke with The Hollywood Gossip and she confirmed with 100 percent certainty that the singer is pregnant:
“Ariana Grande is pregnant with Mac Miller’s baby,” the source tells THG exclusively.
“She is 2 months Pregnant and is very excited. She is waiting until at LEAST the 20 week mark to announce it. She was very inspired by Kylie after Facetiming her in October.”
Hiding a pregnancy for attention is taken straight from the Kardashian-Jenner playbook. I wouldn’t be surprised if she decided to release an entire album on the same day her child is born. Some women will never let any opportunity slip past them, no matter how closely it teeters on the borderline of being tacky. We’ll see just how dedicated she is to behaving like a Kardashian if she ever loses the child before pushing it out. That family would turn the tragedy into a TV special but I doubt Ariana has the cajones to turn her misfortune into a miscarriage tour.
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