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Beast Kardashian Wants Her Child To Have Her IQ

March 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

 

Each of the Jenndashians runs her own subscription-based website, where her red tartar fan bases can learn everything from hot makeup tips to how to fry up a protein-rich omelet using the vast amounts of jizz running down a Jenndashian’s leg at any given time. In the case of Beast Kardashian, subscribers can also hear her deepest thoughts regarding motherhood on the blog-like platform. And yes, these thoughts include wanting her baked bun to have the same IQ as her. Wishing that you kid was braindead. She’s gone too far.

While I can maybe kind of sort of fathom getting tips on how to be a young unwed botched mother from Kylie Jenner or how to stay married to a gay rapper who hates you from Kim Kardashian, I cannot, for the life of me, understand why someone would pay $2.99 a month to subscribe to a lifestyle blog from Beast Kardashian. She can’t even hit the keyboard with her paws! In a new exclusive post, she reveals:

I can’t wait to meet my baby girl! I often think about what she’ll look like and what her little personality will be like. She’ll be the perfect mix of me and Tristan [Thompson]—which is such a crazy thought, LOL. Check out some of the traits I hope she inherits from each of us.

LOL. She continues with the in-depth and definitely worth $2.99 details regarding her cub:

Style: Khloé
IQ: Both. But I want maybe TT’s IQ and my street smarts
Charm: Tristan. We are both charming but TT is pretty cute!
Work Ethic: Khloé
Good Looks: Tristan

The fact that Beast is already pimping her daughter means that she most likely will not only have the work ethic of her mom, but also the career.

 

 

Photo Credit: Instagram / Pacific Coast News / Splash News

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