Hope Hicks Loses Hope And Employment

March 3, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

I lost hope for hot women in the White House after learning about Hope Hicks’ departure. That just leaves us with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and she’s about as appetizing as a sweaty 7-11 hot dog when compared to the prime rib that just officially left Washington. Hicks’ reason for leaving is shrouded in mystery. There are claims that she planned on leaving for months beforehand while other reports state she resigned after being berated by President Trump himself. Insert “You’re fired” Apprentice joke/meme here. Hope was allegedly called “stupid” by Trump for admitting to a congressional investigative committee that she told “white lies” on behalf of the President. I’m guessing Trump needs to watch a few episodes of The Handmaid’s Tale in order to keep his White House Communications Director under control. Two weeks in isolation upstairs would have sufficed instead of making her give her two weeks notice.

Her resignation came a day after she testified for eight hours before the House Intelligence Committee, telling the panel that in her job, she had occasionally been required to tell white lies but had never lied about anything connected to the investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election.

She was obviously playing a game of piss off your employer and forget to tell Trump. If you’re going to take a dump on your boss go all the way or go home. I wonder what she thought would happen after she openly challenged the integrity of the man signing her check. I can’t imagine returning to model for Ralph Lauren would allow her to continue her current lifestyle. A six figure salary sounds better than a few photoshoots per month being your primary way of paying bills.

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