And yes, it is her singing. JK. Katy Perry is still trying to make the revamped American Idol a thing, and while doing hosting duties, she had a mini talent competition with a contestant. Actually she did that basic bitch thing where she brought up something that she obviously wanted people to see, then acted like she was too shy and embarrassed to do it. Much like her career, Perry caved in, and admitted that she can impersonate a frog. Now that I’m typing this I can’t believe that this is what my life has come to. She states:
I can look like a frog. It’s disgusting. Nobody’s gonna want to make out with me.
Oh Katy. That’s been the case for about a year now. Perry does indeed look remarkably like a frog as she protrudes her waddle, and while with a hot girl this would just be an endearingly quirky talent, and might even demonstrate some sort of deep-throating ability, with Perry it just emphasizes the fact that she has nothing to offer this world besides a frog impersonation. I’d much rather watch this on loop than hear one second of her new songs, and considering that this sideshow act is getting more traction than her album Witness, the public seems to agree. Now if only she would just hop away forever.
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