This is why I open up my Internet browser. Instagram models getting sued for jacking off dogs. The jacker in question is international modeling sensation Deyana Mounira and the lipstick dick handjob recipient in question is named Hef. Mounira was at some asshole named Tony Toutouni’s house to take generic slutty pool pictures when she started to get frisky with his dog Hef. Hef certainly seemed to know his way around an Instagram model, and soon became hard and started humping her. The dog is rumored to previously have dated Bella Thorne, so he knows a thing or two about banging garbage.
While this dance of seduction between Hef and his ho is caught on film, Tout Tout claims that what we’re not seeing is when Deyana:
…began sensually playing with Hef; arousing Hef by playing with his genitals and masturbating him.
Now Mounira is in the dog house, and Touters is suing her for $1.5 million over the “emotional distress” he endured by seeing her jack off his dog. Thanks to Lena Dunham, if Hef and Mounira end up having kids, we’ll know what they’ll look like.