The Kardashians con suicidal Tumblr girls, trans women, and Italians into buying makeup and herbal tea laxatives and then flaunt their earnings by Instagramming vacations that seem opulent yet generic and obtainable for a mid-tier porn star. There’s yachts and a bunch of botched asses and usually an obligatory pic of some baby so we know they didn’t drown. Well unwed basically teen mom Kylie Jenner isn’t letting her family down with pics from her current vacation, where she’s proving that motherhood can be sexy. If, and this is important, you like fat whores.
Jenner is still with her baby daddy Travis Scott and the two can be seen spending quality time together in multiple pics, and it’s obvious that they have a lot in common and are perfect for each other. You can just hear the deep conversations these two have. “Let’s do anal.” “Okay.” It’s like just when you think romance is dead Kris Jenner inseminates another one of her daughters with a black guy’s jizz and the two pretend to give a shit about each other before parting ways after the guy gets hooker HIV. I’m not crying you are.
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