Beautiful lesbian Steven Tyler teamed up with the butt baby of Jiminy Glick and a Teletubby – James Corden – for some stupid bit where Tyler opens up about being a hilarious drug addict. The duo weren’t attempting to make meme-able moments while singing in a car, so I guess this happened on Corden’s late night show, where he and Tyler attempted to make meme-able moments in chairs. Why did I start this. I really hate James Corden and I thought Steven Tyler overdosed.
A thought… which brings us to today’s topic. While playing a hilarious game of something tragic and stupid, Tyler either had to ingest something gross or spill some fascinating secret about his past. Neither happened, and instead, when asked by Corden:
As a rockstar your life is all about excess. How much have you spent on drugs in your lifetime?
Glen Close responded:
About 2 million dollars. I snorted half of Peru. Ask anybody that’s gonna be honest with you!
You can tell by the next question the Corden really wanted to ask Tyler how many times he’s jacked off to the video of his daughter Liv Tyler in the music video for Crazy, but Corden settled for second best by asking Tyler if he ever hit on any of his daughter’s friends, to which Tyler replied:
Why yes I have. And I got a lot of shit for it too. I was at Stella McCartney’s party, of course I went with Liv. We left and all jumped in a van and who would be sitting to my right? Cameron Diaz. So I look at this beautiful woman and say, Cameron, should you ever need someone to take you to the movies or like if I was to ask you to show me around London … and of course Liv went, ‘Daddy, you’re hitting on my best girlfriend!’
Daddy! Don’t hit on her. Hit on me. F*ck me daddy. Walk This Way… into my pussy. Ew they’re so gross.
Photo Credit: Liv Tyler from Instagram / YouTube