May 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments
Celebrity offspring sex ed is definitely different or slightly the same as anyone else’s depending on which side of the tracks you grew up on. Walking in on your mom pegging your dad is something maybe some have experienced as their first lesson about sex and keeping a dying marriage alive. Two for one low price lessons on life are always nice. Willow Smith walked in on Will and Jada Pinkett Smith doing the do and hasn’t been the same ever since. Out of the two kids Will and Jada share, she’s the lesser tamed. And she’s past the point where therapy could help. She’s so progressive that she supports what seems to be mild bestiality. There’s an Indian woman breastfeeding a baby goat next to an actual baby. Obviously walking in on her parents spurred some kind of gravitation towards what can only be described as eccentric vegan approved smut that somehow doesn’t violate Instagram’s guidelines for appropriate photos.
According to Vulture, Jada said:
“I realized she (Willow) walked in on Will and I. We were doing the sex show, I was like, ‘What was your introduction to sex?’” Pinkett Smith said while laughing. “She was like, ‘Well, you know, me walking in on you and Dad.’ I had no idea!” she screamed.
Apparently Willow says she didn’t actually “see” anything, she just knew she had walked in on “a very private moment”.
Anything that involves sex and the Smiths always ends up being strange. The pair have been labeled swingers since forever. And allegedly Will has rammed Margot Robbie while Jada and Marc Anthony may have made love in the family home. That entire family is too far gone to be saved. I can just imagine all of the mansion sex parties thrown under the guise of their children being too young to understand the sounds of group sex heard right outside their door.
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