I don’t quite remember how the School House Rock on our government went, but I do know that somewhere between the legislative branch and the executive branch lies an old hooker, and recently that political staple took her show on the road to New Orleans, where she stripped at the Penthouse Club. Stormy Daniels can pretty much do nothing now and still make it into the news, and that’s pretty much what she did while languidly gyrating on stage while squirting baby oil all over herself to the hoots and hollers of New Orleans’ decerning patrons. This is the first prostitute any of them had come across who wasn’t an amputee, so the performance honestly is something worth cheering for in Louisiana. Anyway, if you get really real with yourself, if presented the opportunity like so so so so many men before you – would you hit it?
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