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Yolanda Hadid Goopy Titty Lyme Disease Insta Mess

May 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

Being a woman influenced by our western culture, we tend to look outside ourselves for the solution to our health problems, most often in the form of a pill. Although in remission from Lyme disease I still battle chronic inflammation and toxic stress which also compromises the immune system. I’ve turned to Mother Earth these past couple of years as she has so much to offer us holistically.. I just finished a 7 day Panchakarma! which is a mind-body healing regimen for detoxifying the body, strengthening the immune system, and restoring balance and well-being. It is one the most effective healing modality in Ayurvedic medicine using oils and herbal formulas while following a strict vegetarian diet. I finally committed and finished my course of TM meditation and am already starting to feel the powerful effects it has on my well being especially as I am getting back to the 24/7 plugged in world that never ever stops… #TheArtOfWellBeing #HolisticHealing #HealthIsYourWealth

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This was almost going to be a “Presented Without Comment” because what does one even say. Yolanda Hadid – the woman who birthed Gigi Hadid and built Japanese sex robot Bella Hadid with spare auto parts  – has lost her damn mind, and is making sure each and every one of her followers knows it with a weird ass Instagram post detailing the special holistic relationship between Mother Earth, Western womanhood, goopy titties, and Lyme Disease. What do you get when you mix it all together? An eighty-year-old Real Housewive skank factory who’s lost touch with reality.

In her rambling Insta caption, Hadid laments Western women’s dependency on doctors. Because her botched face wasn’t so much a product of doctors as much as Satan himself. She apparently recently went through some sort of rich woman spiritual cleansing journey and as a medical professional is recommending that others do the same. Oh and this “Panchakarma” specifically helped with her fake remission from her fake Lyme Disease. Yolanda would have invited Gigi, but she’s already covered in goop most of the time after landing all those gigs, and Yolanda would have invited Bella, but she would have short-circuited. The real question is, who’s worse – Yolanda Hadid or Kris Jenner. A real Sophie’s choice.

Photo Credit: Daughters Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid from Instagram / Pacific Coast News / Getty Images

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