Ariana Grande Makes It Insta Official With Pete Davidson

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on May 31, 2018 at 12:51pm PDT

Ariana Grande has joined so many hot chicks before her by becoming what one of my favorite comedians calls a “funny f*cker.” A funny f*cker is a woman who gets wet over a droll satirical zinger or even less subdued humor such as playground armpit farting noises, and something tells me that Pete Davidson exudes the appeal of the latter. Davidson – who is a castmate on a show legend has it was once funny, Saturday Night Live – is the quintessential man meat for a funny f*cker. He’s ugly as sin (my co-worker notes his exotic slate grey skin tone,) is a drug addict, and uses humor to mask his bipolar disorder. Allegedly. Obviously this romantic equation is on a somewhat case-by-case basis (Scarlett Johansson only likes Colin Jost because he looks even more like a lesbian than her) but you get the point.

News of a relationship between Grande and Davidson has been circulating the web for a while, but Grande just made things Insta official with a pic of the two embracing. Her caption reads:

i thought u into my life. woah ! look at my mind

Woah, indeed. How long do you give this relationship? Do even one of you think they’ll stay together more than a year? If the way she treated that donut is an indication of her oral abilities, I’ll go ahead and say yes. Always the hopeless romantic over here.

Photo Credit: Instagram / Pacific Coast News