I doubt if you had American Express Black Card airline privileges you’d be able to send your entire Papa Johns pizza pie through security. Which proves having Bella Hadid in your possession is better than owning a Black Card. I was almost the winner of a free cavity search after forgetting about a bottle of water in my luggage but somehow a lighter full of fuel went unnoticed in the same bag. The TSA has and always will be just a smoke show only meant to make you feel safe. But who feels safe when some agent who has “I skipped college” written all over their face is letting celebrities sneak an entire box of pizza aboard a private plane. If they can put a bomb in a shoe they sure as hell can shove one into a hollowed out crust meant for cheese.
Before boarding a private jet to London following a weekend in Monte Carlo, the model sent two boxes of cheese and pepperoni pizza through the scanner at airport security. She took to her Instagram story to document her cheesy carry on’s journey through the airport, and posted a video of the two boxes on top of each other in a TSA bin, followed by a pink carry-on bag.
“I will forever remember the first time I had to send my pizza thru airport security,” Hadid captioned the video.
Bella is obviously the more easy-going sister. Gigi was trying to solve the problems of Palestine all by herself on social media while Bella’s biggest worry is making sure her extra pepperoni gets through the security checkpoint. Maybe these women deserve more credit for pushing the limits of what celebrities are allowed to get away with. Or maybe they can stick to taking off their clothes and purchasing the overpriced prison quality meals on the plane like everyone else.
Photo Credit: Instagram / Backgrid USA