Tommy Lee’s son Brandon Lee could have just got his father the standard on-sale tie from Target and called it a day but no, he wrote an angry Instagram caption/letter to daddy. I get it, sometimes the guy you call dad can age into a prick over the years but at the very least you can be grateful that he was too drunk to wear a condom the night he made you. You honestly could have ended up inside the tip of Hanes sock, or casually been wiped off onto toilet paper after a wham, bam, thank you Pam quickie in the stall of a Hard Rock Cafe restroom. Instead of just ignoring his father or having an actual conversation, Brandon took the bait and feuded with his father on the internet.
Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee’s famously contentious relationship with his son Brandon grew even more heated on Sunday after the elder Lee posted a cynical message on the rigors of fatherhood. In an Instagram post on Sunday, the drummer pulled no punches, writing, “Sometimes I feel like I failed as a father, because my kids don’t know the value of things.” He continued, “If they break something, they don’t care because they know they’ll just get a new one, if they hurt someone, they don’t care because so many people tell them it’s OK.“I never wanted this for my kids. I know I’m not fully to blame, because their mom has a lot to do with it, enabling bad behavior and buying things when they weren’t good, but I guess I hoped at the end of the day they would end up kind.
“I love my boys but they can be a–holes too … and that’s the truth (Cue Honest Guy music).”
Brandon Lee’s response:
“Remember what happened last time you said this s–? … You gotta show up to be a Dad big guy. If you think we’re so bad (which I can assure you we are not) then you should have showed up to a few more BDays and baseball games. Someone like you couldn’t raise a man like me. Once again painting our family in a negative light. Who the f— are you? Just move on dude… WE ALL HAVE.”
I’m not saying Tommy is the world’s greatest dad but at least he honed a skill and made something of himself. He’s known for his music while Brandon’s mother is known for being blonde with big tits. She would have never had the same amount of success had she been a brunette with B-cups but let’s blame daddy for everything like Anderson is the ideal mother. At some point you have to come to terms with your father being a rockstar instead of being the father of the year. Sure he’s an alcoholic tail chaser but at least you’re not living in a trailer. The lesson here is that irresponsible rockstars and blonde bimbos shouldn’t copulate and create children, it’s just a headache for everyone involved later on.