Whenever you hear about a white trash Floridian contracting a deadly brain-eating amoeba after swimming in a stagnant 100-degree puddle of brown alligator-infested water, you probably think: “Huh, is this what Darwin was talking about with the whole natural selection thing?” While Jenndashians are by default immune to brain-eating amoebas for lack of sustenance to offer, Kendall Jenner does look very stupid while swimming around topless in brown shit water for a Love Magazine photo shoot. Not even one water moccasin had the decency to join in? Nature fucked up a golden opportunity.
If you’re into average-looking Instagram hookers who sucked Anna Wintour’s twat in exchange for the opportunity to be loathed by all real supermodels, then today’s video might really be a win for you. Jenner is looking remarkably average in the behind the scenes video, and even after getting the Photoshop treatment for the final product, she still wouldn’t be the most attractive woman at any Target in America on any given day. Next time a Jenndashian splashes around in amoeba water, by God, nature better do its job.
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