Chelsea Handler has finally landed a joke. And it’s her body. To be honest, Handler’s books My Horizontal Life and Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea are funny and non-PC, so if you have a big of enough of a sac to read a book written by a chick, you should check them out. Handler unfortunately succumbed to political pressures to have a career platform other than being a pill-popping alcoholic skank, and it marked the downfall of her comedy.
Now she’s just an old woman with a chip on her shoulder and a soul-crushing need for validation that results in more topless pics than most men care for. In a new pic we can see Chelsea wearing undies and a see-through bra. Her tits honestly look fine, but the body has left the building. Handler likes to show her nipples as an advocate for the defining civil rights issue of our time – the free the nipple movement. But she was so preoccupied with whether or not they could be freed, she didn’t stop to think if they should.
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