J Lo Wants To Help Women Have A More Attractive Behind

August 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez’s keister is the paradigm that all women should aspire to reach. Or at least that’s what she wants you to think because she wants to sell you some Lopez branded leggings. Leggings were already a cheat like corsets have been for all unshapely and misshapen women alike. Now Jennifer wants to help these women cheat even more by making the most subpar of butt look better. Which is fine until clothes come off. No one wants to grab a handful of droopy cheeks that can easily be confused for the face of an English Bulldog in a blindfold test.

Jennifer Lopez‘s curves are the stuff of legend, so you’d better believe she knows how to make your butt look its best.

The “Dinero” hitmaker, 49, has teamed up with sustainable activewear brand Niyama Solon a line of workout pants and matching sports bras inspired by her own music, and the first few styles are already available to shop.

The This Is Me Legging ($88) and Sports Bra ($58) are covered in handwritten lyrics and photos from Lopez’s 2002 album of the same name, while the Miami-themed Amor Amor Amor Legging ($88) features colors and imagery (including JLo’s own family vacation photos) inspired by the vibrant Floridian city.

Honestly, with the way Lopez makes a living from her rear end, I’m not sure if she can be considered a musician anymore. It’s more like she’s a spicier Kim Kardashian who’s a bit better at karaoke. I don’t think I’m too far off when I say more people care about her ass than if she ever decides to put together another album. Unless that album is composed of her playing the flute with her glutes. Her butt has a bigger career than the body it’s attached to. I guess selling clothes means survival for the rest of Jennifer that isn’t the rotund legging stuffers everyone cares about.

Photo Credit: Getty Images / Splash News / Backgrid USA / MEGA

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