Kim Kardashian Bounces On A Trampoline And Nothing Moves. At. All.

August 9, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

We have new insight as to what exactly might be injected into Kim Kardashian’s disgusting body thanks to a video of the majestic centaur bouncing up and down on a trampoline. Her tits don’t move. At all. And the reason can’t be the support provided by her dental floss strap bikini top. Bags of silicon move. Real tits move. What doesn’t budge an inch? Cement tits.

The entire point of trashy tan 90’s chicks in neon thong bikinis bouncing on trampolines is that we can see their big sweaty tits smacking them in their grinning faces. But when the tits don’t move… why even buy a trampoline? Is Kim Kardashian mentally handicapped? In the vid she keeps panning over her body like it’s something we give half a shit about. It’s sad really. We’ve seen everything and it’s all only getting worse over time. They don’t move. At. All.

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