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Writing about ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande twice in one day has to be some sort of infraction – if not legal, ethical – but here we are. Davidson and Grande’s whirlwind engagement has mostly been about dicks and butthole eyes, so it should come as no surprise that Davidson brought up one of the two while answering the question:
What’s it like being engaged to Ariana?
The duo was for some reason doing a Q&A at Auburn University after appearing together at the MTV Video Music Awards on Monday, and Pete initially answered the student’s question with:
It’s like what you would think it was like but like a 100 times sicker. It’s fucking lit. I’m a very, very lucky boy and very, very loved and I’m very lucky.
As if that wasn’t disgusting enough, he added:
My dick’s forever hard.
Like in the movies. We as a planet have always been obsessed with procreating trash, but Davidson makes even Kevin Federline look like not a Honey Boo Boo skin tag come to life. He’s a psychotic drug addict reaping the benefits of Grande’s tiny tot nymphomania. As soon as Grande stops needing to fill the void left by the Manchester bombing with Pete’s huge greasy dick, he’ll be back on the d-list. Apparently still with a hard-on. Actually, by then it will have fallen off. Four hours max. We’ve seen the commercials. Do crack heads not watch TV?
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