Ariel Winter being defended by complete strangers for wearing slutty things makes me proud to be an American. Her body is one burger away from requiring a burqa, or similar full-body covering every time she decides to step outside, but until that happens, she’s going to keep squeezing her rump roast in a denim package that was made for what I would assume to be ages two through four. Just make sure you keep your mouth shut and comments to yourself if you don’t agree with her body positive outfits. Wherever she decides to stuff her healthy Christmas hams is her business. It even says in the bible that only God is allowed to judge. So have faith that Jesus, Allah, or whoever you believe in has decided to leave one-star Yelp reviews regarding Ariel’s choice of attire, or lack there of.
Ariel Winter was criticized yet again for being too sexy, and this time it was her fans who shut the troll down.
It all started when the Modern Family actress’ co-star, Sarah Hyland, posted a photo of the pair together at Variety’s annual Power of Young Hollywood event. She captioned it with a joke about the on-screen sisters’ style.
“Alex & Haley Dunphy… wait. Haley & Alex Dunphy… we play each other on television,” Hyland wrote.
On the Emmy Award-winning show, Winter plays a conservatively dressed Alex Dunphy, while Hyland’s Haley Dunphy wears edgier, often more revealing clothing. But their real-life fashion senses are opposite those of their characters, as Winter pointed out.
Enter the troll, who tried to tell Winter that she’d be “so much more comfortable and confident” in modest attire, according to Fox News. Her fans didn’t hesitate to step in.
“Let her be what she wants and wear what she wants,” one user said. “And shut up. Nobody asked you anything.”
“She could walk around in a bedsheet and people would still find something to pick on,” another said. “This is why other people have confidence issues because there’s always someone like you making something out of nothing.”
I didn’t think Ariel had it in her to wear something more modest than shirts and skirts that barely met the legal requirements to avoid arrest for indecent exposure. This woman is full of surprises. Maybe she’ll become a nun next. That’s if she’s up for keeping those cantaloupes contained and her conservative change of pace wasn’t for publicity.
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