As country legend Garth Brooks sings – I’m much too young to feel this damn old. Except replace “feel” with “look.” And replace “Garth Brooks” with “poorly aging child actor.” Our mystery celebrity is dressed like he knows his way around both an Urban Outfitters clearance bin as well as the lot lizard handjob bathroom stall at any given Love’s Travel Stop off I-95. It’s a look. And it just works.
If this was anyone besides who it is, you might think he was doing fine. But once you realize who it is, you’ll know that he isn’t. This might be a legitimately good Guess That Celebrity, so I’m not going to give away any hints. Just know that he looks like shit. And this isn’t one of those “Guess what, people age, stop being such an asshole, I hate myself for reading this shitty website” things. He’s fucked.
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