Jenna Jameson Could Have A Loose Skin Off With Tara Reid

September 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

 

Jenna Jameson is getting real about what it’s like to have a blown out used up pornstar body on Instagram, and I stan. The forty-four-year-old recently lost the sixty pounds she gained during her pregnancy, and now she’s being praised by fellow pornstar mothers for her candid account of being disfigured. The actual picture (above) that Jameson paired with her brave caption doesn’t really reveal the extent of the damage, but a scroll through her many before-and-after pics tells us that she looks like a wax figure of Tara Reid after being left out in the hot sun:

Yes I’m trying to make the most of my legs in this pic… but if you look you can see the loose skin. I’m actively doing yoga as much as possible to try to tighten. I just wanted to post this so other mamas can see what happens when you lose weight. It’s not all perfection. But I feel so beyond healthy now that I’m fat adapted and intermittent fasting on the regular. Let me know your thoughts. #weightlossjourney #keto #ketotransformation #weightloss

I actually overheard someone in the gym last week talking about the trendy keto diet. I killed him. Jenna Jameson isn’t young, but she’s too young to look this fucked up. Nevermind the body. Which she states has gone down to a size six after at one point being a size sixteen. Her contorted face looks like it was machine washed when it was meant to be dry cleaned, and you could find classier tattoos on one of those big fat chicks that rides on the back of her former Hells Angels boyfriend’s motorcycle. You know the type.

The life of a pornstar isn’t fair, but neither is life for any of us. We want to see pornstars like Jameson as cum dumpsters, and then never again. Witnessing what’s become of Jenna Jameson is like following the life of a crumpled up jizz Kleenex long after it’s been discarded. She did her job. Now it’s time for her to be hauled off to the landfill where she belongs. Congrats on the loose skin though.

 

 

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Today is an important day for me in my recovery. 3 years. I can’t begin to explain what sobriety has brought to my life. But I will try. Yes, I’m not the intensely self centered “the world owes me something” , woman anymore. I am now the “What can I do for the world” woman. Sobriety has taught me a lot about myself, my coping mechanisms that I ignored came bubbling to the surface quickly after getting sober. That scared me. Everything I knew was wrong. Everything I believed in was hurting me, not helping. Meetings and leaning on my Sober friends like @mrs__shay made things bearable the first year. I was surviving. Sober. It was shocking at first, but now it’s my new normal. I think back to the way I used to run… run as far and as fast as I could, and I pray to God I never feel that emptiness again. My weightloss has solidified my toughness and strength, I know I am capable of beautiful things and these are the qualities I want to teach my daughter. No matter what life throws at you, you can overcome and flourish. 3 years. 3 whole years. I am grateful. Just for today. #sober #soberlife #sobriety #soberisexy #keto #beforeandafterweightloss #beforeandafter #ketotransformation #intermittentfasting #odaat #na #aa

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Photo Credit: Before and After Pics From Instagram / Getty Images 

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