Pete Davidson Said Porn Stars Are Terrible People, Only There To Swallow Cum In Resurfaced Video

September 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

 

Help. Me. Don’t want. To write. About ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson. But can’t. Stop. Help. Me. Please. Davidson has been America’s favorite butthole-eyed drug addict since rising to fame as NYC’s plucky golden boy of comedy on Saturday Night Live. The fact that his dad died saving people in 911 was what really cinched the deal. Now we are all hanging on a tweaker’s every word because he’s banging American-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande. What’s happening to this country?

All of this brings us to an interview that Davidson did in 2015 with Charlamagne tha God. Whatever tha fuck that is. God asked Davidson to describe the first time a girl swallowed his cum during a blowjob. To which 911-y golden boy Davidson replied:

That had never happened to me before until I met the love of my life. I didn’t know that girls did that because I’m a young guy. When that happened I was like…[laughs] wow. I was like “wow, I love you”. I thought just porn stars did that, I didn’t know that human, real girls do that. They’re just terrible people, I just figured that’s their purpose.

A terrible person whose only job is to swallow cum? Ariana’s ears must be burning.

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