Blind Item: Actor Using Makeup To Cover Heroin Usage

This Blind Item was originally going to be about a foreign celeb recently checked into rehab, but The Daily Mail came out with this and ruined the fun. You think it’s going to be Victoria Beckham. And then, it is. But today we’re here to talk about an actor using makeup to cover the fact that he looks like this from heroin usage. People are pointing out that Orlando Bloom needs some way to cope with boinking Katy Perry. And Jim Carrey seems near-death. And then there’s Johnny Depp’s face and body and mental state. But for better or worse, he’s probably A+ and not A-. Hmm.

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