The success of Lady Gaga’s new movie A Man Is Born has taken a substantial toll on my health, and while the glowing reviews (“Gaga, in an ebullient and winningly direct performance, never lets her own star quality get in the way of the character”) are giving me SARS, my consolation prize is that a still of nude Lady Gaga’s twat from the movie is making the rounds on the Dark Web. It’s not a fair tradeoff, but it’s nice that we got something. “The main love story in the new version of A Star Is Born is the one between Bradley Cooper the director and Bradley Cooper the actor.” Help. The SARS. It burns.
A little industry insider knowledge is that nudity scouts attend movie premiers, and companies pay to get write-ups of their findings. As an exclusive perk of working for the Dark Web, I actually get these emails, and was notified last month:
(1:30) Lady Gaga stands up in the bathtub. It’s a quick edit so may be a shot of breasts when she does then there appears to be a couple frames of her standing full frontal in the tub before the door slams.
And trust me. She does disappoint. You can see Lady Gaga’s full frontal nudity in A Star Is Born by clicking the link below. “[Gaga] doesn’t so much deliver a single feeling on cue as command the screen and gradually unfold a complex range of emotions.” Must go. Everything going dark. Bye. Forever.
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