Kate Upton is five-thousand months pregnant, but as we’ve become the Unofficial Dark Web Kate Upton Fanclub, something tells me she’d have to be dead…… and cremated…… for you guys to not want to fuck her. Upton was recently caught by the paps attending something so convoluted and horrifying that I’m going to need to quote it from our paparazzi site – “a Judd Apatow-sponsored fundraiser at Largo Theater in Hollywood for Beto O’Rourke, a candidate for the United States Senate seat in Texas” – in a dress that, to the delight of preggo pervs everywhere, becomes see-through under flash photography. Upton’s granny bra lives up to the flash test, but her juicy nip outline is there if you want a little suckle. Upton also struck a funny face for the paps (below) or possibly was just caught off guard and actually looks like this when she’s not posing. In which case, you guys would still hit it. Or would you. Let us know below.
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