Frankie Muniz may have fallen out of the spotlight, but he hasn’t fallen out of love. He’s getting married. Her name is Paige Price. She favors Taylor Swift in the face with a few tweaked details. Like a sturdy jawline that you would assume belonged to Ben Roethlisberger and not a hot blonde, but hey, no one’s perfect. After a thorough examination of her Instagram, she seems like she’s probably a headache in person. Her bio bases her self-worth on her 4.89 Uber rating. I’m wondering whose car did she fart in without warning that caused her to fall shy of a solid five stars. Frankie is still a celebrity, sort of. If he’s going to dip in the peon pool he should at least associate only with women that know how to behave in a stranger’s vehicle.
Frankie Muniz is engaged!
The Malcolm in the Middle star and Dancing with the Stars alum is set to tie the knot with girlfriend Paige Price, his agent confirms to PEOPLE.
In a loving Instagram post on Monday, Price shared photos from what appears to be the romantic moment the pair got engaged at Sunday’s Lantern Fest at the Pinal Fairgrounds & Event Center in Casa Grande, Arizona.
I’m going to say she got lucky. She’s the average Pinterest perusing, cute filter loving, Target tag-a-long girl you’d run into at the quinoa section of your local supermarket. And Frankie’s celebrity status ranks clearance rack ever since Malcolm in the Middle ended and he began having memory problems. I say she got a good deal. Sure she has to remind him that they’re engaged every day, but what soon-to-be-married woman doesn’t have to do that already.
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When you’re a little girl, you dream of marrying the man of your dreams. You think of all these extravagant things from the way he asks you, to the dress you’re going to wear, to the music you’re going to dance to with your father. Sometimes, reality has a tendency to overstep your dreams and really surprise you. Francisco Muniz IV, you’re more than a dream to me. You teach me every day, you compliment me when I’m at my worst, and you push me past the edge but you’re there to pick me up when I start showing signs of falling. I love every piece of you, and I appreciate you more and more every single day. I truly cannot wait to be your wife ♥️ P.S. You’re officially the master of proposals. 143. P.P.S. I ugly cried so hard that I can’t even post the pictures so… there’s that..