I can think of a few things I rather experience more than news of more spilled tea concerning Kim Kardashian’s sex life. Things like getting my hands on a full bottle of Chrissy Teigen’s breast milk for my morning latte, or a inhaling a deep whiff of Kate Upton’s taint to reproduce the heavenly smell in the form of a candle come to mind. Both Hail Marys, but I mention them to give you an idea of where coming across more Kardashian scuttlebutt sits on my list of shit I give a shit about. There’s absolutely no information that Kim or her many friends with benefits can share that will surprise me. So that’s why more Kim rumors with the alleged source being Ray J are yawn worthy. Kim probably does enjoy snacking on a full spread while busy spreading her legs.
British outlet The Sun reported that Ray J alleged he and Kardashian West “had fun times — marathon sessions” and claimed she had a red Louis Vuitton trunk full of sex toys.
According to the singer, who is currently plugging his latest single, so, you know, publicity, Kim was allegedly pretty keen on stopping the deed for snacks (we can admire such dedication to snack time), would take calls from momager Kris Jenner ‘almost always’ during their sex sessions, had a Louis Vuitton chest ‘filled with sex toys’ and also apparently spent $70,000 (£54k) a year on ‘floss’, AKA thongs. She works hard, she likes nice things. Also speaking about the fact Kim didn’t like to get sweaty while they did it. She didn’t like getting sweaty and would stop to do her make-up if she did.
Kardashian West, 38, slammed the report on Twitter, calling her ex a “pathological liar.”
I’d be more shocked if Kim didn’t have a trunk full of sex toys and wasn’t willing to go “marathon sessions” in the sheets. She’s famous for having sex, and these accusations seem like the bare minimum requirements for someone that reached celebrity status for giving Ray J a reach around. If aliens ever do visit, in an effort to reach another stratosphere of fame, Kim would probably injure herself rushing to be the first woman to record herself having sex with it.