Amy Schumer Reminds Women To Love Their Body Fat

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf | 0 Comments

Amy Schumer wants to bask in all of her hideous glory. Her attitude is just as huge as the last pair of jeans she purchased. What did you expect from a woman who hasn’t fit a size 16 since she was 16. Big girl. Big attitude. Big mistake if you’re shaving some pounds off of her in photoshop. For Amy, fat is meant to be flaunted. At least that’s what she wants you to think. Amy shamed an instagram account for making her “Insta-ready.” Which just means more acceptable to look at. Ouch. I’d be insulted too if I was exhibit A for a virtual make over. Amy is a walking “before” picture with no “after” improvements at all in her forecast. She’s just gotten older and gained more weight. She’s been working in reverse ever since her mouth started moving more to chew cheeseburgers than tell jokes.

Amy Schumer doesn’t want to be edited. The star took a stand against society’s beauty expectations when she caught wind of an Instagram account that had edited her photo to look “insta ready.”

“DM me pictures you would like to post and I will make them insta ready,” the Instagram account captioned a side-by-side photo of Schumer without and with the edits. “Like what [I] did with Amy Schumer? I will do that for you too.”

In the edited shot, Schumer’s face and nose had been narrowed, her eyes enlarged and brightened, her under-eye area smoothed and lipstick applied.

Well, the Emmy winner wanted none of it. “Woof,” she commented. “This is not good for our culture. I like how i look and don’t want to look like a carbon copy of this one type woman you feel is the best way to look.” It appears the Instagram account has since been deleted.

I’m pretty sure God put Amy together faster than IKEA furniture. With a few screws loose and some parts that look out of place. Schumer should have just said thank you. Because dropping 40 pounds in the face is the only way a man would ever double tap that. I know she thinks she has the world fooled with a husband, but that relationship is just for show. They most likely pretend to have sex and just stick to the foreplay part where they eat pastries off each other’s bodies. Amy always wins at that.

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