Mariah Carey On #10YearChallenge: “Time Is Not Something I Acknowledge”

I don’t get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. *Picture taken at some point prior to today pic.twitter.com/f5XUye3Hot

— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 16, 2019

If you happen to run in mentally handicapped social circles, you may have seen friends post side-by-side pics of their former and present-day selves with the hashtag #10yearchallenge. Spoiler: They’re now doing better than ever! Another spoiler is that the entire meme was coyly generated by Facebook as a means of fine-tuning their facial recognition software’s aging identification. I digress. You identity stolen.

Someone who cleverly didn’t play into Mark Suckaturd’s hands is Mariah Carey, who continued to be the delusional Photoshopped to holy hell little butterfly we know and love by posting the exact same pic twice. She included the caption:

I don’t get this 10 year challenge, time is not something I acknowledge. *Picture taken at some point prior to today

And we’re back in Mariah’s court. If you’re going to be an out-of-touch diva not tethered to this cumbersome thing we call reality, you have to go all in. Like you have to be fucking nuts. While Carey doesn’t acknowledge time, pictures over the years tell us that time acknowledges her. However, as we know thanks to her brand new bikini pics brought to us by Photoshop and the year 2000 (or as some of you mentioned, the year 1995), Carey will be the last to know. She might not acknowledge time. But something tells me she acknowledges mixing white wine with her mood stabilizers.

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