Sofia Vergara to Host America’s Got Talent

The Modern Family show is finally over. I know trailer park grannies on their disability check will be really disappointed about that fact, you know since they are the only ones watching Network Television sitcoms like it was still the 80s.

They don’t know them computer things yet. They are also the people buying LeAnn Rimes albums on CD and not because it’s hip and cool to listen to music on tape or CD in this internet age, all the hipsters are into it.

There is no need to fret, Vergara will be still on TV, she’s barely been “off” tv, and I guess after years of struggling to make it, from her early starts as a Colombian single mom who snuck into America, possibly on a raft, to being a huge star.

She’s just signed on as a judge on America’s Got Talent, you know I wonder what she considers her talents to be, since I know what we think her talents are.

So be prepared to more busty broken english that almost seems like a parody that America loves way more than the Mexicans at the local Home Depot looking for odd jobs.