What does it say when you’re a world famous comedian, yet the only time you’ve actually been funny (without ripping off other comics’ material) is an accident? An accident you idiotically rectify.
Amy Schumer has announced to the world that she and the man who, for some unthinkable reason decided to put his penis inside her, have changed their son’s name. Gene David Fischer was originally born with the name Gene Attell Fischer, the middle name being after an actual comedian, Dave Attell. Well, after nearly a year of being alive, they finally realized that his name sounds like “Genital”, which is hilarious. Oh, did I say they realized? I meant to say her “Trainwrecked” co-star Claudia O’Doherty’s mother realized.
“My mom pointed that out to me, actually,” O’Doherty said. “My mum was like, ‘Amy’s called her son genital.”
That’s right. Not the parents. Not the parents friend. The mother of the friend of the parent who’s the comic recognized the hilarity of naming your kid genital. Not only can’t Amy be funny, she can’t even recognize when she accidentally is. Do you know what she can recognize? Cake. Cake from a mile away. A mile underground actually. In a sealed container. Covered in cement.