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Victoria’s Secret Needs Our Support

July 29, 2020 | News | Media Man | 0 Comments

I’ve always said to my buds that our #1 goal in life sb front-row seats at the Victoria Secret’s Fashion Show – like Maroon 5 close – because it’s legal, karmically safe, and catered. Your gf can’t complain if you went to the show in New York – hell you could bring your grandma. You can eyeball the most beautiful women in the world without judgment – its the closest thing to legalized prostitution outside of Nevada.

So we all need to do our part to support their parent company, L Brands, who just laid-off 850 peeps due to the Stupid Virus. Maybe your girl doesn’t wear Victoria’s Secret – or worse, your mother does – but there’s no way Men should allow this bastion of mackable young women to lose its way.

Any organization that has a vested interest in lifting and pointing young breasts, and encouraging women of all colors to wear pink lace like the hunnies on those Photoshopped billboards at the mall – well, I wouldn’t want to lose that slice of heaven. Buy something in a large size to leave around your apartment, and when your Tinder hookup is slinking out she’ll feel skinny by comparison. Spread the love.

Story Via CNBC

Here are some recent Victoria’s Secret catalog pics featuring Kelsey Merritt, Rommee Strijd, Barbara Palvin and Taylor Hill!

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