For those of you who don’t know US College sports – the best NFL players come from the best US colleges who come from the best high-school programs who come from … kindergarten? You can follow the money backward, which is crazy beans in the NFL and NCAA, and who better to follow the money than the babins.
E.g. future #1 draft pick Trevor Lawrence, he of the big arm and wavy hair, who will end up wearing the gang-green of the NY Jets come summer – which is good for New York but bad for football fans, bc Jets suck. (We’re assuming Head&Shoulders has already talked to his agent for when he hits the Big Time).
So of course he already has arm-candy Marissa Mawry, who recently celebrated her 21st birthday with her boo and will stick with him through thick or thin, or at least until the signing bonus is gone.
Looking at caf Mawry I don’t see any reason for Lawrence to trade-up, but of course he’ll get paid soon and might tire of the same beard – it’s the way of professional athletes.
The bigger concern is how low do you go – is some Jenner-like mom pushing her pre-teen daughter to hook-up with a sophomore with good genes, just in case he lands in the Show? The short answer is “yes”, and we’re not sure that’s a good thing.
Story by EGOTASTIC SPORTS