Sam Claflin Bathing Suit Somebody

Sam Claflin has taken the risky approach of garnering media coverage by squeezing his dick and balls into Shailene Woodley's bathing suit. Risky because his genitals now look like the underside of a boat, or I guess Bella Thorne's face if we want to be topical, due to... read more

Baseball Dick Injury Delights

Crotch injury hilarity permeating elementary school playgrounds the world over extends throughout adulthood, into old age homes, and even into heaven, where Jesus loves nothing more than a good ol' sack wack for levity sake. Good spirits are just a dick and ball grab... read more

LAST CHANCE: Mr. Skin 18th Anniversary Ridiculous $4 Membership Deal!

The purveyor of hot celebrity nudity himself, Mr. Skin, is extending the freakishly amazing deal of a $4 MrSkin.com membership to tit and vag lovers everywhere in celebration of the site's 18th anniversary. The number one destination for celebrity nudity just keeps... read more

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Danica Patrick Bikini Splits And Other Shit Around The Web

Plus Helen Hunt accidental underboob, highest paid actresses nude, Kristen Stewart boob if that's your thing, and more! read more

This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features ALL Of Katherine Waterston

Plus Jessica Biel's TV reveal and THAT Insecure threeway!  read more

White House Hottie Hope Hicks

I hope Hope Hicks is able to fill the political position. And if she doesn't secure the promotion, I know positions I'd like to fill her in. Politics can be pretty boring. But I'm sensing a spike in younger male political interest coming on. read more

Chris Brown Opens Up About Beating

Domestic violence is never okay. In an obvious PR move, Chris made a documentary opening up about the beating to clear his name. Sort of.  read more

Spotify Burning Hate-Filled Music

Hysteria is a weird thing. Most men only feel it in relation to their long suffering sports team finally winning a championship. The result is getting wasted, clutching men you barely know, and occasionally crying. read more

Anna Paquin Is All About Lesbian Upkilt

Anna Paquin will be seeking Scottish lesbian stud love in her new project Tell It To The Bees. Her lover will be Holliday Grainger. Hold on to your kilts men.  read more

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I Survived The Handmaid's Tale

The Handmaid's Tale. It's like sitting through a Lamaze class where the klatch of women all blame you for their pregnancy discomfort.  read more

Sarah Stage Defends Being Ripped Pregnant Dude

He-Man is trembling. Instagram model, fitness guru, author, and future nobody Sarah Stage has made a sideshow name for herself over the past few years as the Incredible Ripped Pregnant Man, and in a new statement, she proves that she doesn't have room for the h8ers in her... read more

The Gentrified Munsters Of Brooklyn

I'm waiting for the medical industry to classify hipster as a disease. Reboots are ripoffs that lack the respect for the original, but adding a hipster element just takes the cake. read more