Abby Wambach Makes an Honest Woman Out of Christian Blogger She's Banging

There was no greater love story of 2016 than Abby Wambach who ditched the wife who helped her through multiple substance abuse rehabs and DUIs so she could bed married straight Christian blogger Glennon Doyle Melton. Turning Melton was a big score for the LGBTQ community.... read more

Reese Witherspoon Stands for Women

Reese Witherspoon claims she started her own production company out of a moral obligation to give women a fair shake in show business. Absolutely not because she wants to make a ton of money by taking advantage of the current sociopolitical climate. read more

Angelina Jolie Eats A Tarantula

Angelina Jolie appears to be doing some image rehab since it became pretty obvious she was lying about Brad Pitt hitting his kid. She had zero concern involving her adopted brood into her own psychological turmoil in an effort to get back at her father. read more

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Mary Beth Haglin Horny Teacher Jailed and Shit Around the Web

Naughty hot Iowa high school teacher gets 90 days for banging student "hundreds of times". God bless America. (Casey Anthony) read more

Lisa Marie Presley Picks Winners

Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of constipated rock 'n' roll icon, Elvis Presley, and long time failed musician, celebrity, wife and mom, has seen her fourth marriage blow up into a morass of nasty accusations, embarrassing disclosures, and an ex-husband arrested for child... read more

Charlotte McKinney Swimsuit Tits Seem So Simple

After a series of tormented lectures from editors and models alikeat Sports Illustrated on body acceptance, Charlotte McKinney is a breath of fresh air.She has enormous tits, she's hoisting a thong and she's not saying a word. The Nobel Committee has prizes in all the... read more

Mariah Carey Confirms Her Beard

Rumors of Mariah Carey's relationship with her dance team member Bryan Tanaka were heretofore only rumors. Or technically a paid publicity campaign according to her Schedule C business write-offs. Carey officially confirmed the blatantly staged romance for the first time... read more

Aaron Carter Jumped By His Opening Act

Aaron Carter was jumped by a member of the band opening for him at a dive bar in Bradley, Illinois. If you were opening for Aaron Carter, you'd want to kill somebody too. It reflects poorly on your chances for that big label deal. read more

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Working Overtime to Fuck Up Their Kid

It's not been novel since Kramer vs. Kramer that dads might want to parent their kids even after divorce. Before 1980, the leased Porsche and Jordache jeans were the sole priorities. Even guys who never dug being dads have to put on the game face and fight for shared... read more

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Fran Lebowitz Speaks Truth To Stupid

Fran Lebowitz is a cool writer but in certain situations merely being a homely woman gives her a license to state the obvious without being raked over the coals. She went around to a bunch of parties at Fashion Week and shit all over people who take themselves really... read more

Beyonce Musical Genius and the Bitchy Women at Fashion Week on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #77

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jake Dill from 98.7 L.A., radio, consider the economy crushing consequences of a Day Without Immigrants, ponder SI putting their chubby editor into a bikini to claim female empowerment, wonder why the... read more

Chrissy Teigen Gets Naked And Shit Around The Web

Chrissy Teigen is totally naked but for some strategically placed limbs. Gender equality dictates that Teigen doesn't have to take her clothes off to feel rewarded. It's less clear on how the pay works for clothed though. read more